Things My Husband Says
By Barbara Blue
Short and Sweet Review by Rachel
DO
NOT READ THIS BOOK IF THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE OFFENDS YOU,
“I'm full of "baby gravy". You need to do something about that.”
THINGS MY HUSBAND SAYS is an unfiltered collection of conversations between myself and my husband of over twenty-five years. If you have lost your ability to laugh at inappropriate bedroom banter between two married and consenting adults, then IMMEDIATELY STOP READING! This book is not for you. We are from completely different tribes and you will hate everything about this book. I prefer to avoid receiving bad reviews when possible...So help me, help you, help me by you not reading this book full of ridiculous references about fornication.
Emma Chase, NY Times Bestselling Author says,"THINGS MY HUSBAND SAYS is a collection of laugh out loud, holds nothing back, unabashedly honest, gigglingly relatable episodes that are bursting with real-life and real love on every single page. A great read for old married people, newlyweds, singles, and everyone in between."
Joe “Not in My Town” Martin says, “He’s a true inspiration to mankind and they should erect statues of him for us to salute.”
Bryan, The Husband said, “You better not be using my real name in this.”
Out of the Blue Series, Volume One
DISCLAIMER: Paperback copies contain emojis that may appear pixelated or fuzzy due to the printing process. The author chose to keep the emojis in the paperback to maintain the added humor they provide for each episode.
My Thoughts
Barbara.....Y'all nasty. BAHAHHAA!!!! But seriously....
This book is exactly what it says it'll be!
Things My Husband Says is a collection of short
stories and conversations that happen between Blue and her husband. It's a
funny, and sometimes ewww-inducing look into their "geriatric love nest." If you
follow her on social media, you know exactly what you're getting into. If you don't
follow her, you're missing out! Unless you're a prude, or if you don't enjoy
completely inappropriate sexual innuendos. But....let's be honest, those
are the spice of life.
Here's a peek at one of my favorite
"episodes", but you really have to see each one with the emoji's that
Blue adds, they totally complete each episode!
Episode #36
Him: I've got a hard on. At our age, we should never let a hard on go to waste.
Him: I've got a hard on. At our age, we should never let a hard on go to waste.
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